podcastwizard:

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

  • “jesus christ” “who’s that”
  • “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
  • referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
  • adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
  • “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”

feel free to add more


lovemedonlothario:

lovemedonlothario:

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

(via politeyeti)


capricorn-0mnikorn:

capricorn-0mnikorn:

greenheart-anon:

[Video description: B. Dylan Hollis (known for retro recipes on tiktok) playing a rendition of John Denver’s “Country Roads” on a large white accordion, as a polka. Description ends]

I love how he seems surprised by the notes coming out of his own instrument.

Two additional thoughts:

1) I’m so used to seeing in his kitchen, from that one camera angle, that until he turned his head to the side, and I saw him in profile, I wasn’t sure who it was. And:

2) His apparent acting startled/slightly confused by music he himself is making puts his reactions to his baking results in a new (and charming) context.

(via uselessgaywhovian)


schakira:

diurnalstance:

schakira:

whats that story about this dude that really wanted to have sex with a clown and get a pie to the face while climaxing

I heard every time he bounced on it, it squeaked.

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wait i found the story actually [link 1] [link 2]

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(via cobaltegg)


play-now-my-lord:

Crazy Ass White Boy Defies The Order Of Heaven In The McDonalds Parking Lot – You Won’t Believe The Divine Punishment For His Hubris

(via couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name)


deathcomes4u:

beingcuteismything:

beingcuteismything:

beingcuteismything:

beingcuteismything:

Kinda in love with the idea that different places on other sides of the world can look so similar. Something something universal human experiences

Like. Kyrgyzstan and Switzerland?

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Miami and the Gold Coast (in Aus)

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New Zealand and Oregon

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The great plains and the Russian steppe

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India and fiji

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Gonna consolidate a couple additions/recommendations from others

Napa Valley, California and Tuscany, Italy

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Appalachians in America and the Grampians in Australia

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Black sand beach in Iceland and New Zealand

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Aurora borealis and australis

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Congo and Amazon rainforest/river

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desert roads in Australia, South Africa, Argentina, and Mexico

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Mountains in France and Korea

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Call that shit Biomes

(via couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name)